Thursday 12 February 2009

Hope It Gives You Hell

Tum tee tum.

Haven't posted in a while so I thought I should...

Work's all fine, except I'm getting monitored for my unscheduled breaks by a temporary team leader, so Andy asked the master-uniom-man Eric if he could do that and Eric got nice and unhappy about it so it's getting disputed just now xD

He's waiting till my manager gets back so that it doesn't cause me problems while the temp team leader is in charge of me.

Kinda looking forward to work tomorrow, got a 15 minute buzz, 30 minutes reading, an hour's coaching, half an hour union meeting, and 2 hours to go over a presentation, so I pretty much only have to work a half shift xD

Can't wait for my birthday... 9 days off in a row, crazymad party at Fiona's, and a tattoo :D


Bye for now!

Tuesday 2 December 2008

The New Don't Drink & Drive MSN Advert

"If caught you will receive:
12 month driving ban
20 year criminal record
Offence on license for 11 years

And run the risk of:
£5000 fine and 6 months in prison
Insurance premiums tripling"

Why do I get the feeling that out of all of those reasons not to drink and drive, it's the last one that's going to convince so many of Scotland's teenagers?

And this is coming from someone who's normally very optimistic...

Sunday 14 September 2008

So

If Charley Boorman got big off of Long Way Round/Down even though he wasn't the big star, does that mean that Russ guy is gonna get big off of By Any Means?

Hope so, I like him xD

Wednesday 3 September 2008

Tuesday 19 August 2008

My Life Today

I am so completely and utterly bored. There's not a soul online except Greg, but he's left his MSN on and gone off galavanting somewhere with Matthew. And now that the school's started, that a bundle more people that I could speak to who're now offline as well.

Plus I need a job. Quite badly actually. Admitedly, my life as a jobless gap person isn't as bad as Mhairi's, seeing as the housework I have to do pales in comarison to what she has to do. but it still gets freaking annoying trying to find a full time job when you've got no experience ¬¬

And the basic NHS ones where I just do boring work (the kind of job I'd be happy with) take 6 weeks just for them to get back to you, so I could be waiting a loooooooong time...

Someone come online please xD

Tuesday 29 July 2008

I LOVE ROBBIE

Up to a certain point anyway...

Tonight we went for pizza (which he paid for because he's a gem, a very rich gem but a gem indeed), and he said he'd get us both a drink from The Belltree while we waited. He got himself a bottle of Budweiser (all make fun of him for that xD) and then asked the barman "What's the poofiest drink you've got in a bottle? Because I'll have one of them two" or something along those lines ¬¬ So he's sitting there with a beer (admitedly not a very good one) and I'm there with a raspberry flavoured half sugar Bacardi Breezer ¬¬

Would have been all fine and well had not 3 drunk Englishmen came over to us and started asking us about where they could get weed. It took me until they went away to realise that I'd sat there the whole time with a Breezer in my hand... Damn Robbie xD

Which of course sparked a new conversation about who would give and who would take if me and Robbie were in a relationship together. To solve this argument, what does Robbie do? None other than go up to the next person to walk past and ask them who out of the two of us would take it up the ass if we went out... Apparently the man did not want to offend the poor boy with the Breezer, because he said that we could both take equal turns at butt-fucking each other xD


So yeah, all the rest of you folk who might not like Robbie, well I DO. And not just because he buys me stuff xD

Just a Quickie

Because I feel like I haven't blogged enough...

Went to a wee party at the weekend, the best bit being of course me meeting The Fuhrer. His name is James and he's a Tory. See, all of this makes him seem like a bad person, but I actually really like him xD He's pretty funny, and best of all he's not afraid to ask for things. Like when we went into the kitchen (and I mean actually went in) of a posh restaurant at midnight and asked if there was any leftovers that they were willing to give us for free xD And guess what, it worked xD We got two massive tubs of potato *ahem* "Gratin Dauphinois" that were soooooo tasty xD

I'm sure I had something else to say but I can't remember what it is...


I think I'm going to see The Dark Knight tomorrow with Matthew, I forgot we'd planned to go xD It looks pretty good, and as long as dead people can act I'm looking forward to seeing Mr Suicide because he's usually pretty good. Even ask
Jake Gyllenhaal xD


Got my jobseekers allowance interview tomorrow. Greg says that most of your time there is spent sitting doing nothing and only 10 minutes of it is actual interview, so looks like it'll iPod time.

I wish I'd started looking earlier though, all the shops in town seem to have just hired all their new employees after last year's students left to go on to greater things. The guy in Gamestation actually said that to me, it's not like I'm making this up as an excuse for them not liking me xD He pretty much just came out and said that all of the shops were already doing their interviews or had done them already (Gamestation did there's today, in case you needed to know).

Ah well, here's hoping that unlike Jodie the job centre will actually work for me and I'll get something out of it xD


Anyways, I'm away to bed now, I need to get up at like 2 for this stupid interview and It's already almost quarter to 3 xD

Niiiiiight
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